Going for a walk in the woods late at night.

Me: This is kind of nice… It feels great, it’s relaxing, it’s quiet…

Brain: Hey. You know what we haven’t thought about in awhile?

Me: What’s that?

Brain: Slenderman.

Me: Oh God… Why?!


*Twig snaps somewhere in the dark*

*Me running out of the woods screaming like a little girl*

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Being romantically and emotionally unavailable is kinda awesome.

Everyone has kept a “safety person” or a “fall back” at one point in their life.

Conversely, everyone has been that “safety person” or “fall back” person for someone else. Remember how it feels, and set your “fall back” free.

Police: “Do you mind if we take a look inside?

Guy: “Well… Do you have a warrant? Because if you don’t… It’s a two shot minimum to get in here. Do y’all drink Cognac?”

mm0ist:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

mm0ist:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

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NATALIE MARIE AND 1cc - THE SPILL CANVAS

Yeah there’s a method to my madness
If only I could find it I could make you safe
See there’s a therapist trying to tell me that
you are just a figment of my tainted brain

No, I believe
that you’re not just conjured up
No, I believe
‘cause I feel it when we touch

You make it dry when it’s raining outside
You warm my blood when the temperature dies
You’re my crutch when it’s all to hard to bare
See without you here I could not be anywhere

A wide-eyed flutter and the violins, they swell
I lost everything I own
I don’t need it, can’t you tell?
Oh, all I truly need is you (Natalie Marie)
This disturbing make-believe’s come true (Natalie Marie)

I spent every cent I had
just to buy the things that you would ultimately never get
But now I’m starting to believe that I’m really going crazy
‘cause I can’t recall when we met

No, I believe
that you’re not just conjured up
No, I believe
‘cause I feel it when we touch

You make it dry when it’s raining outside
You warm my blood when the temperature dies
You’re my crutch when it’s all to hard to bare
See without you here I could not be anywhere

A wide-eyed flutter and the violins, they swell
I lost everything I own
I don’t need it, can’t you tell?
Oh, all I truly need is you (Natalie Marie)
This disturbing make-believe’s come true (Natalie Marie)

Natalie, it turns out that your were just my sick little fantasy
So I tried to pry you from my head
Now look at me
It appears as if I’ve injured myself severely, yeah
But like the doctor said you were always dead

Now I’m in stitches
Over you and over you, oh
Now I’m in stitches
Over you and over you, oh

A wide-eyed flutter and the violins, they swell
I lost everything I own
I don’t need it, can’t you tell?
Oh, all I truly need is you (Natalie Marie)
This disturbing make-believe’s come true (Natalie Marie)

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Dude, I totally miss you
I really fucking miss you
I’m all alone,
All the time, all the time

Dude, I totally miss you
The things we did together
Where have you gone?

Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up things ya do

Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time


Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up things ya do

Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time